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holy moly.
me o my.
you’re the apple of my eye.
girl i never loved one like you…
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Honey Pie.
Goodbye.
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In the Golden State
there are about 100 earthquakes every single day.
700 a week.
3,000 per month.
37,000 each year.
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Water.
Food.
First Aid kit.
A blanket.
Important documents.
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In the Real Doll factory…
it takes 80 man hours to produce a single doll.
They make 1 doll a day.
7 dolls per week.
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There are 36,961,664 people in California today.
How many Real Dolls can you fit into your survival kit?
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Every story has a beginning.
Before the bike,
there was the car.
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“Let’s set the record str8 once again.
A scraper is an old or new school, primarily Buick or Oldsmobile.
That is a scraper by itself.
Now since riding scrapers like they are a luxury cay originated in The Town, Oakland, CA USA,
we stunt our scrapers with 22’s dvds candy paint, etc.
And for the record, we don’t ride whistle tips no more…
so stop saying that ancient stuff.
We ride suction tips that make a totally different sound. Str8 up!”
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Now a bit of trivia.
Which rapper first introduced the term “Scraper” to the masses??
E-40, Keak Da Sneak or Mr. F.A.B.??
Candy Paint for the winner!!!!
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Scraperbikes.
Str8 up!
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Mostly, he’s a Caretaker.
Originally,
of the Gun Club in El Campo.
Now of the RV park where members of the Border Patrol Auxiliary sleep.
He spent years in the desert of Kuwait.
Fixing ships.
Now he spends his time in the desert of California.
His hobbies include,
sweeping the grounds,
smoking cigarettes,
hanging with his dogs,
fixing busted parts of the border fence,
and cleaning his pistols.
He’s also a sales rep of sorts for Wellness Pro Vitamin Supplements.
go figure.
he is Ronald J. Hoebeck Sr.
aka Captain Ron.
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Borderland.
Next time…..
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About 500 years ago, no one really lived here.
Well, except of course, thousands of Native Americans.
Though Spain claimed it as her own.
Then some guys discovered a little silver.
Then some copper, then some zinc.
And we know how precious metals can be.
So 300 years later, the US bought a bunch of land from the French.
Then Texas had a culture clash.
Treaties failed, revolutions ensued, and a war was waged.
All eyes were on California.
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After thousands of miles of railroad was laid,
and countless hectares of land farmed,
and many metals mined,
Eisenhower created Operation Wetback.
Seriously.
Then Operation Gatekeeper
Operation Endgame
Operation Front Line
Operation Return to Sender
Operation Scheduled Departure
It’s just as complicated as it was 500 years ago.
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Borderland
We recommend a visit.
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Red Tag Sales.
Seersucker Suits.
Clearance Sales.
All remnants of a bygone time.
In small town Alameda,
the glory days of the Used Car business are long gone.
this is all that is left…
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Big Vinny.
See you next time
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Do you have Gold Balls?
I know, it’s a trick question.
They’ll call you a roach when you have bad credit.
And they hate it when you bring a quarterback to help negotiate the deal.
Have you been hit with the croak and choke?
Thought so.
Is Vinny still killing bugs?
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Big Vinny
See you tomorrow.
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Skate and Destroy.
and of course,
the stars of our film,
all in Fresno.
all staying with our host,
nice timing for us.
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Cannonball.
Enjoy.
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here at California is a place we live and breathe all things Californian.
except when we don’t.
today we live and breathe underwater
(much harder than you would think).
so in an effort to self-plug,
we proudly present,
Wood Rich.
enjoy.
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In the 40’s, it was the raisin capital of the world.
In the late 50’s, Visa was born here.
In the 70’s, popping was invented here.
In the 80’s, Carol Burnett and Teri Garr pretended to live here.
In the 90’s, the FBI arrested politicians for selling farmland to housing developers.
In 2000, it was renamed the meth capital of the world.
In 2009, the foreclosure monster is still on the loose.
Today, it’s a different story all together.
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Cannonball.
Come back soon.